Ember (Shrek) part 12

Meanwhile with the wedding though…

Priest: People of Mephiland. We gather here today, to bare witness the union of the new king and queen

Aleena (human): Excuse me, uh, could we just skip ahead to the I do's?

Mephiles: Oh, ha, ha! Go on.

Outside Ember, Rex, Knuckles, and May are in front of the castle. Ember immediately heads for the door.

Rex: Look if we need you, I'll whistle ok guys?

Knuckles and May: Ok.

Rex: *steps in front of Ember* Hold up! You got to wait for the line!

Ember: What are you talking about?

Rex: The line, the line you gotta wait for: the priest's gonna say "Speak now or forever hold your piece", and you rush in and say "I object!"

Ember: I don't have time for all that! *rushes forward*

Rex: *stops him* You love this woman, don't you?

Ember: Yes.

Rex: You want to hold her?

Ember: Yes!

Rex: Please her?

Ember: YES!

Rex: *singing* Then you got to, got to try a little TENDERNESS! Chicks love that romantic crap! 

Ember: All right, cut it out! When does this guy say the line?

Rex: I'll check. Throw me, Ember. *Ember starts throwing him at the window above the door* Oh fletch, I think he already said it... 

Ember: Oh for the love of Pete! *opens the door, forgetting at Rex and Rex lands on his butt. He rushes in* I OBJECT!

Aleena: Ember?

Mephiles: OH! Now what does he want?!

Ember: *feels the awkward* Hi, everyone. Having a good time are you? I love Mephiland first of all, very clean.

Aleena: What are you doing here?

Mephiles: Really it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you. BUT showing up UNINVITED to a wedding-

Ember: Aleena! I need to talk to you.

Aleena: *akwardly* Um I'm a little busy right now.

Ember: You can't marry him!

Aleena: Why not?

Ember: Because… Because he's just marring you so he can be king!

Mephiles: Outrageous! Aleena, don't listen to him!

Ember: He's not your true love!

Aleena: What do you know about love?

Ember: Well. I. um… *Aleena realizes what he's getting at*

Mephiles: Oh this is precious! The hedgehog has fallen in love with the princess! Oh good lord! *he gets everyone to join him in laughing* THE HEDGEHOG AND THE PRINCESS! HAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Ember looks around, everyone laughing. He becomes flushes with humiliation, and looks down. 

Aleena: Ember? Is this true?

Mephiles: *before Ember can speak* WHO CARES?! IT'S PREPOSTEROUS! Aleena, my love, *takes her hand* We're but a kiss away from our, happily ever after. Now KISS ME! *puckers his lips*

Aleena: *first she pushes Mephiles away, then looks at the sun set* By day one way. By night another. *looks at Ember* I wanted to show you before. *as the sun goes down, the magic dust fills the air around her, turning Aleena into a hedgehog*

Ember: Oh, well… that explains a lot actually.

Mephiles: OH! It's horrible! GUARDS! GUARDS! I order you to get them out of my sight! NOW! GET THEM! GET THEM!

Guards fill the room, they go after Ember and Aleena. Ember and Aleena almost grab each other's hands but are pulled away and try to beat up the guards, but there's too many.

Mephiles: Since this is marriage is binding, it makes me king! See?! SEE?!

Ember and Aleena try the get all the guards away from him but they eventually restrict each other.

Aleena: NO! EMBER!

Mephiles: As for you, my wife! *holds a dagger to her throat*

Ember: ALEENA!

Mephiles: I'll have you locked back in that tower, FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS!

Ember then whistles, and you know what's coming…

Mephiles: As king I will have order, I will have perfection! I WILL HAVE-

May and Knuckles crashes through the big window behind everyone. Mephiles freaks out then Knuckles punches Mephiles and Mephiles lays dead.

Rex: *with them* Alright nobody move! I got a cat and echinda and I'm NOT afraid to use it! *everyone backs up* I'M A MONKEY ON THE EDGE!

May then tosses the crown down the isles.

Rex: Celebrity marriages, they NEVER last do they? *crowd applauses* Go ahead Ember.

Ember: *walks up to Aleena* Uh, Aleena?

Aleena: Yes Ember? 

Ember: I, I love you.

Aleena: Do you really?

Ember: Really, really.

Aleena: *smiles* I love you too.

They kiss and then Scourge uses a marker to make everyone say "Aawww". As more magic dust appear, Aleena floats in the air and you can hear the spell being quoted while she's inhales the magic air. She glows then a powerful wind comes out of the magic and smashes all the windows. Aleena then lowers to the ground, unconscious.

Ember: Aleena? Aleena? Are you alright?

Everyone thinks the spell has been lifted but when she stands up she's still a hedgehog.

Aleena: Wha- Yes, but I don't understand. I'm supposed to be normal.

Ember: *smirks* Normal is overrated.

Aleena smiles.

Rex: *smiles* I was hoping this would be a happy ending.

Ember and Aleena get married and all the heroes creates along with villagers are there. When Aleena tosses the bouquet, Katie the Hedgehog and Wave the Swallow fight for it but may catches it and gives it to Rex for him. As they leave, Tails appears all bandaged up.

Tails: God, bless us. Everyone!

So all the heroes and villagers now get along too, Ember and Aleena go off into the sunset in a carriage and live HAPPILY EVER AFTER!