Duloc is A Creepy Place (ETH Crossover)

 Sonic: Boi, you can't go in a creepy spooky joint like you own the place.

 Donkey: Sonic's right, Shrek.

 Shrek: And why not? It's not like anyone's here to stop us.

 Knuckles: Guys look what I found.

 Sonic: Oh, that's the little thingy I used to love so much.

 (Shrek pulls the lever)

 Duloc dolls: Welcome to Duloc
Its a creepy town
What was once pristine
Now is all run down

 Knuckles: Oh my gosh.... O_o

 Duloc Dolls: We will chop off your head
And then laugh when you're dead
Duloc is a Creepy Place

 (Foxy hugs Katie who is crying in fear.)

 Nick Wilde: Oh my gosh, that's creepy.

 Shadow: This is awesome!

 Duloc dolls: Come on in, What the heck
Fall right down
Break your... face.

 (Aleena faints)

 (Tails screams like a little girl)

 Duloc dolls: Duloc is, Duloc is,
Duloc is a Creepy—
Place!

 (Shadow holds Sonic with a grin on his face as the camera flashed and the photo came out of the booth.)

 Shadow: Let's do that again. ^^

 Sonic: AHHHHHH! Someone hug me. T_T

 Knuckles: *hugs Sonic* Let's not do it again. Shadow, if you do pull that lever again, I will punch you.

 Shadow: Come on, that was funny.

 Tails: Please no.